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p style="text-align: center;">Arz ! kiya hai …
vo tumhe Dp dikhakar gumrah karegi,
Magar tum aadhar card par ade rehna.

schhol k peeche nadi me principle doob raha tha !
pappu ne dekha aur zor zor se chillate hue bhaga !
kall chutti hai re
Kal chutti h !

Tmhari shayari badi hai fayri ,
tumhari shayari badi hai fayri,
dil kart hai jal jaay tumhahri shayari wali diary,

pehli baar kisi chehre pr nigaah thehri hai ,
uski aankhen sagar se bhi zyada gehri hai
thak gya mai apne pyar ka izhaar karte-karte
tab pata chla ki vo toh behri hai.

Meri taraf se apko ek pappi, apki
Saheli ko ek pappi, Apki saheli ki
Saheli ko ek pappi, Bataun kyun?
Aaj hi mere dog ne 10 pappi ko
janam diya hai.

Khyalon ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti
Hai, Nighan ko kisi surat ki talash
Rehti hai, Tere bina koi kami to nahi
Ae dost! Bas gali wali JAMADARNI
Udas rehti hai.

Kya meri shakal chhohe se milti
Hai?
Kya meri naak hathi jaisi hai?
Kya meri aankhen langur jaisi
Hain?
Fir usne kyon kaha ki meri shakal
Tumse milti hai?

Funny Shayari 2020

le="text-align: center;">Q: India ke sare kutte kamzor
Kyon hote hain?
A: Kyonki Dharmendra unka
Khoon pee jata hai!

Na ‘Sachhai’ Badi Hai Na ‘Khuddari’
Badi Hai, Na ‘Bhalai’ Badi hai Na
‘Imandari’ Badi Hai, Bada who hai
Jiske ghar ke bahar MERCEDES
Benz khadi hai.

Shaam hote hi yeh dil udaas hota
Hai, Toote khwabon ke siva kuchh
Na pass hota hai, aapki yaad aise
Waqt bahut aati hai, Jab bandar
Koi aas-pas hota hai.

Mohabbat me bhi yaaro vo kamaal kar gyi ,
likh k i love you ka message send to all kar gyi.

Jis hospital k hum doctor hai ,
hamari patni vaha nurse hai ,
kya ajeeb zulm sehna padta hai ,
apni he biwi ko sister khna padta hai

maine kaha…
mere ishq me fanah ho jaao,
usne bhi keh diya …
paper chll rhe h yaha se daafa ho jao…

Aap mushkurate bhi khoob ho,
fir aap dusra…. sharmate bhi khoob ho
dil to chahta hai aapko dawat pe bulau
magar suna hai aap khaate bhi khoob ho.

Ye jo ladkiyan k baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane k jal hote hai
khoon chus leti hai ladko ka saara
tabhi toh inke honth laal hote hai

Funny Phone Messages 2020

le="text-align: center;">ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho ,
ek tum ho ki kitne pyari ho ,
ek tum ho ki kitne sacche ho.
Aur ek hum hai ki jhoot pe jhoot bole jaa rhe hai.

koi aankhon se baat karleta hai ,
koi aankhon me baat karleta hai

bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena yaaron
jab koi english me baat karleta hai..

Buri nazar vaale tera muh kaala !
west indies k truck ke peeche likha tha

Mere kamre me udd rhe the badal ,
wahh … wahh.. wahh….
mere kamre me udd rhe the badal !

mai kuch bhi likhu, Gaur se padhte hai pagal
Bhala kamre me udte hai kya badal.

Kuchh logo ki mohabbat bhi sarakari hoti hai ,
na toh file aage badti hai na hi maamla band hota hai

Gulaab ka fool baagon me khil rha hai ,
chameli ka fool chaman me mehak rha hai
kamal ka fool pani me tair rha hai
aur april fool mera msg padd rha hai

Mat Kar Mere Dost Haseeno Se Mohabbat,
Wo To Aankhon Se Waar Karti Hain.
Maine Teri Wali Ki Aankhon Mein Dekha Hai,
Wo To Mujh Se Bhi Pyar Karti Hai.

Funny Text Mesaages

le="text-align: center;">Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya
Teri Khushboo Sath Laya,
Main Samajh Gaya Ki Tu
Aaj Fir Nahi Nahaya.

Chaand Se Roshni Jyada
Aur Sitaron Se Kam Nikle,
Jab Bhi Tujhe Dekhun
Mera Hans Hans Ke Dam Nikle.

Jawani Ke Din Chamkeele Ho Gaye,
Husn Ke Tevar Bhi Nukile Ho Gaye,
Hum Izhaar Karne Mein Reh Gaye,
Aur Udhar Unke Haath Peele Ho Gaye.

Kash Pyar Ka Insurance Ho Jata,
Pyar Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata.
Pyar Mein Wafa Mili To Theek Warna,
Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim To Mil Jata.

Tajmahal Kisi Ke Liye Ek Ajooba Hai,
To Kisi Ke Liye Pyar Ka Ehsaas Hai,
Hamare Tumhare Liye To Bakwaas Hai,
Kyun Ki Ki Roz Badalti Humari Mumtaaj Hai

Na Wafa Ka Jikr Hoga,
Na Wafa Ki Baat Hogi,
Ab Mohabbat Jisse Bhi Hogi,
Raakhi Ke Baad Hogi.

Arj Kiya Hai…
Tere Chehre Par Udasi, Aankhon Mein Nami Hai,
Tere Chehare Par Udasi, Aankhon Mein Nami Hai,
Taata Namak Istemaal Karo,
Kyuki Tum Me Aayodeen Ki Kami Hai.

>Text Messages Funny 2020

="text-align: center;">Jab Koyi Zindagi Mein Bahut Khaas Ban Jaye,
Uske Baare Mein Sochna Hi Uska Ehsaas Ban Jaye,
To Maang Lena Khuda Se Use Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye,
Ise Se Pahle Ki Uski Maa Kisi Aur Ki Saas Ban Jaye.

Kadam -Kadam Par Hava Ki Aahat Ka Dhyan Rakhna,
Mushkil Samay Mein Bhi Is Dost Ko Yaad Rakhna,
Hamari Yaadon Ki Khushbu Jaroor Aaegi,
Tum Bas Apni Naak Saaf Rakhana.

Aye Khoobsurat Haseena,
Tu Sirf Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai,
Aur Jispe Hum Line Maarte Hain,
Wo Tu Nahi Teri Saheli Hai.

Dosto Ham Unhen Mud Mudkar Dekhate Rahe,
Aur Vo Hamen Mud Mud Kar Dekhte Rahe,
Vo Hamen, Ham Unhen, Vo Hamen, Ham Unhen,
Kyuki Pareeksha Me Na Unhen Kuch Aata Tha Na Hame.

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